ANIMAL JOKES

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the Shell station!

Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?A: To invent the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?A: To corrupt the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?A: To bankrupt the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?A: To help the patient find the other side.

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side.

Q: Why do birds fly South?A: Because it's too far to walk